Inquiring minds want to know

Put a bounty–say, a hundred thousand dollars, or a half million even–on verified copies of Donald Trump’s tax returns and they’ll appear soon enough. I’ve been waiting for some website to do this. TMZ would be perfect. They’re sleazy enough, have the cash, and would love the notoriety. It’s not that there is just one copy of each missing return secured in a safe under The Donald’s bed. There are multiple copies, some on paper, some digitized, perhaps some even online, that are available and worth a helluva lot of money to the right buyer. Some one has to be greedy enough, or desperate enough, to need that money. And inquiring minds want to know.

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