Apparently the only reason Trump lost in Nevada was that the entire population of California, every one of them an illegal alien, pulled up in old people buses to gamble and bingo and drink and vote for Hillary. They then took way too long picking out what to eat at the buffet before piling back on the bus back to Cathedral City. You can talk to anybody, they will tell you.

They also took all the ashtrays.

White House senior policy advisor Stephen Miller, really, just ask anybody.